HACK THIS WEBSITE! (GLHF)

This website runs on raw HTML (no JavaScript, no backend). Try to hack it! Fun facts:

• DNS is locked down with Google, Cloudflare, and Quad9.
• HTTPS/SSL (A+ rating on SSL Labs).
• Zero-day exploits? Nope, its just HTML.
• No databases, no cookies, no forms—just pure, uncrackable static text.

Bonus Troll: View the page source. That’s the entire "server-side" code.

Total failed hack attempts: 0